Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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