my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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