is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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