I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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