im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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