im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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