Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
