Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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