you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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