They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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