I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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