I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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