i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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