Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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