When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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