How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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