chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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