Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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