I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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