I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
my liver is dry heaving
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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