The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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