Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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