my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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