We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
