another moral hangover. fuck.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
