Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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