but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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