I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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