Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
