You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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