I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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