I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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