i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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