..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
