Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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