he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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