I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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