Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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