i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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