and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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