hell yes lets make some ravioli
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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