My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize