Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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