i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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