1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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