There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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