hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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