So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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