I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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