spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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