oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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