How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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