Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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