i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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