I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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