the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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